PE Take 2

Just a few highlights from my days in PE... I imagine there will be plenty more where these came from...

A few of my favorite parent and doctor notes:

3) Please excuse "Jonny" from PE he hurt his toe and can not participate in physical activity.

The best part about this was not that he had a note for a hurt toe but that the conversation that ensued after..

Me: So Jonny you hurt your toe huh?
Jonny: Yeah, I bumped it pretty bad yesterday
Me: So you can't run or walk anywhere?
Jonny: nooo, not at all
Me: How have you been getting to and from class? You have people carry you or something?
Jonny: Wellll, I have to walk, buuuuut it's pretty tough.
Me: Of course it is. Have a seat.

2) "Janey" is having menstruation problems please excuse her from uncomfortable activities

ummmm way to be too specific and vague in the same sentence. This note was uncomfortable for me, so am I excused?

and the best note (that was not actually given to me but I wish it had been)

1) Please excuse "Jimmy" from PE he was up late last night because our dog was having puppies.

Really? ok.

Thank you parents for helping me understand that P.E doesn't actually stand for Physical Education but Parental Excuses.