5 Ways.

Here's a tip on 5 ways how NOT to start a conversation with your wife.. inspired by none other than your very own Chris Kretzu

In no particular order, but all equally as disturbing:

1. Do you wanna hear something that's going to make you mad? hmmmm let me think about that one??? My day has been pretty good so far, yeah... go ahead I haven't been upset in a while we should fix that.
2. If I could have another wife you know who I'd pick? This.actually.happened. folks. It led to a very interesting conversation, that also resulted in me finding out who I'd pick if I could have another husband.
3. I had a dream about (enter random girl's name here) I wonder what that means? depends on the dream, depends on the girl.
4. Don't get upset but... Well, the very fact that you are saying those words probably means it's going to happen anyway.

And last but not least, my personal "favorite"

5. So what DID you do today?

Don't ask this unless you want me to follow it up with a very detailed list of errands, chores, and time frames.

Bonus: Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you had married someone else? Which is not necessarily a terrible question, but does start to make you wonder a little when asked this at least twice a week ;)

So there you have it boys, you're welcome :)

Disclaimer:

I did have Chris' permission before posting this, we are still very much in love, despite each others' ridiculousness!